No one in the world wants your shitty Florida, especially that part of the world. You're going to have to think of a more permanent 'sunken without warning' solution.
Europe has a serious lack of wooded swampland.. you need to consider this a little.. with one move, you could satisfy all your swamp needs for centuries to come probably.. and you get gators as a bonus.. that continent hasn't seen large aquatic reptilians in millions of years.. the kids will be excited, i guarantee it..
Sounds like you need the best ever versions of Oogie Boogie's Song from A Nightmare Before Christmas and We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto in your life to show you the true meaning of excellence.