Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia
Call to fight 'snow penises issued in Russia
A plague of frozen phalluses has infested Ekaterinburg Officials in the Russian city of Ekaterinburg have called on the police to investig
Cocky copycats soon erected similar works of art in parks across the city
An unknown number of hardened criminals are still at large.
An online petition demanding that the sculptors cease and desist
Can we get a petition going for the sculptors to continue?
more publicity => more snow penises
D20 chess. They want the art stundents sculpting more.
(I wonder how many nerds got triggered by this comment.)
If the snow penises last for 4 or more hours, consult a doctor.
hell yeah, this is the kind of news I like to see
Are snow balls still ok?
Hit those bitches!
Some snowginas to represent as well.
Could they not have just kicked it over instead of bringing a giant ass excavator?
They’re worried that would be gay for sure… Straight to Ukraine
...and to send him pictures of the penises so municipal workers could be dispatched to fell them.
All right guys. This is what we've been waiting for. Someone is litterally asking for dick pics. Hopefully they have enough workers.
"Battle not with penises lest you become a penis."
The real draft has arrived
"Law enforcement probably needs to get to work," Vice-Mayor Alexey Bubnov told local news outlet It's My City on Friday. "If they insult someone, it's probably an administrative offense. Involve law enforcement and demolish it. This is a provocation, and we need to fight these people."
What a dick.
Imagine getting locked up over a snow dick
Say what you want, this is why they'll win the war.
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They had photos to corroborate, so it seems legit.
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I read this as “show penises in Russia” and all I could think about was George Costanza and shrinkage.
It is cold in russia
A lone sturdy choad Proudly stands on my car hood Happy to see me?
Story on Big News Network XD
Nice touch with the veins.