The secret ingredient to get on the front page of Forbes is fraud.
In the case of SVB it wasn't fraud though, it was more poor risk management; they didn't hedge against an increase in interest rates and that, together with the bank run when people learned about it, killed them. But yeah, the common pattern is failure.
Damn I also read yours as SBF at first
I'm beginning to think these stock market guys are just gambling
They've got it rigged so the house wins though. The secret is crime, know theirs and do some yourself and you get to run the house until they need a fall guy.
Forbes isn't handing out a kiss of death. Forbes is just a publication gushing about the headliners of a rapacious and fraudulent group of people. It's like wondering why a bakery smells like bread.
or why a whore's breath smells like cum
(i'm implying Forbes are a bunch of cocksucking whores, in case you are still in junior high)
There was a meme in Germany during Chancellor Merkel's time in office. As soon as Merkel "expressed her utmost confidence" in someone, that person resigned shortly afterwards.
Maybe Jim Cramer's been ghostwriting for them.
Just like we have an Inverse Cramer ETF, maybe it's time for an Inverse Forbes ETF too
It gets even worse. They could threaten to have some rando write a blog post about you.
Destroyed the country's income by privatizing oil, raised poorness to 60% unemployment to 70% worked with the literal drug cartel until his candidate got fucking murdered during the emergency election, which BTW was called after the government got dissolved because of Pandora papers leaks
It's like the Madden curse but in finance.
These fuckers are taking everything from the people.
