2FA's "recovery" AI has my non-locked-out accounts inaccessible. I need anti-Google Google employees who will work with me to regain access with other substantial verification methods.

TL/DR: I've thoroughly looked into those ideas to no avail. I don't think you're following the details either.

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Google's recovery process is the only way.

It's not. "the only way". You needed to read that yourself. Tech Crunch was offered a privileged loophole hookup.

Google's protocols don't meet the needs of the function Google creates, especially resulting from hiring waves more recently than the earlier days of integrity. And it's dysfunctional, including when followed properly. You didn't read the link I provided. You're wasting my time making me have to appease you just to qualify the necessity of efficient problem solvers. I reciprocated with answers to every single question you asked along with rants to counterbalance your negligence of the substantial testimony I linked.

Clearly, hookups are occasionally put through to unconventional password resets. I don't need nay-sayers. This necessitates perceptive vision and fierce optimism. I need those who fathom the possibilities and know what it takes to get through this in the way the Tech Crunch guy was hooked up. Expect this to be a major brain exercise, even for an accounts security senior personnel.

Also, it sounds like you have access to a Chromebook that is signed into your account?

It's easier to just say this corporate backend tech is easternized western manufacturer's planned obsolescence; or that it's a demonically hateful hippo handicapping consumers out of sport. And it is, hence popular opinion against economics-oriented consumer-focused capitalistic corporations. Financial greed is catastrophically far from altruistic wisdom. It's got a shithead ex-president thinking he can powermonger a federal judicial system out of the record-level pit of criminal hell into which he dug himself. Anyways . . .

I only pulled that Chromebook out of storage in hopes to use it as a 2FA verification device while attempting access from my replacement phone. That wasn't possible, though, somewhat evidently also somewhat not impossible.
The Chromebook's Google account in the Chrome browser app was logged in from being logged in a year prior to the 2FA phone going MIA. There were account web tabs still open, and I knew it, so I gave those a look, until they auto-refreshed into logouts.

Logging into the Chromebook online at its lockscreen login would demand 2FA verification with the MIA device.
After the account became inaccessible online, I could only log into the ChromeOS laptop login profile disconnected from wifi at the laptop lockscreen login. The old password worked with the Chromebook offline, but wouldn't log in online with those old credentials.

Once in the laptop profile using the OS, the Chromebook was usable only for its OS environment using the previous login credentials offline, including deep enough into account settings to find the Play Services Security Codes — until the OS insisted on an update to the updated version (and subsequently updated 2FA credentials).
Even within the accessible OS environment, the account connectivity was not abundant enough to refresh any long-standing open browser tabs. I could only grab OS-availed account info offline.
The Drive app stored the filesystem locally, so the app shows the folders offline.

Or verify through email?

Access to the verification email addresses is contingent upon access to the main email address.

Or through a trusted device?

That's the GVoice number of that inaccessible account. From my experience of 2FA while I had it unwisely set up that way, using my GVoice number of that account worked perfectly well to utilize the free GVoice line for SMS verification to keep my personal cell number perfectly private from Google.

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Rants

Google didn't lead on about the complexity of 2FA. They just expected naive users to agree to the pop-up prompts to activate 2FA in as few uninformed seductive steps as possible. They wanted naively trusting users to fall through the cracks, handicapped without access. They never even clued users into the responsibilities. That info is only minimally in the help pages that people search out after it's too late.

And Google contracted with third-party overseas Filipino call centers to lie to users through false advertisement that those foreign cultures could possibly grasp all this detail I'm describing enough to entitle that third-party company to claiming a title of tech support? They refuse to provide ambitious support through to resolve. They DO NOT go above and beyond ever. They're more like vulture landlords dishing out negligence and discriminative displacement behind the back of the naively-trusting property owner.
That's the realm of the creek this put me up, to say the least.

This needs arbitration in the form of continual class action. But that's not news to anyone here.

I really appreciate your support. Thanks!
Yeah, I'm in the deep end of that creek without all my important contacts, text conversations, email conversations, personal and creative project documents, fifteen years of photos, browser bookmarks. The last thing I realized I can't access now, which is almost as devastating — I can't access linked web accounts, even through the tech support of those website companies, such as eBay and some stores holding my gift card credits.

You're wrong. You're not trying to help anyway, so there's no point in justifying myself to you. You shouldn't even be commenting.