Sounds like Upload

Wow that was fast

And the expense reports are a must

Cheesy Mac ( the microwave shit) is not Mac n cheese

My youthful crew was aware of the term "snow caps"

Just throw on the hazard lights. Double turn signals, do whatever you want.

I just hope it's girthy enough to kill him

Sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns

Basically stuff that gets processed beyond adding simple ingredients like sugar, oil and salt.

https://www.heartandstroke.ca/articles/what-is-ultra-processed-food

Winco FTW

Same with Winco

I'm the same way. It's funny seeing people's reactions when I "turn it on"

I think the italics were pretty clear labeling

Ah I have to use Windows for work and that's the source of most of my compression needs. Thanks for the info though, I'll look into this

From a very peculiar person it seems

In that case, which file type would you recommend?

....And I would walk 500 miles

Fresh jalapenos?

Dueling peaks!

I've noticed that everywhere I've worked I have connected with a person like that, for better or worse. I'm really bad at the people part of things but great at technical stuff. Unfortunately for the non people savvy it's hard to distinguish who is trying to use you vs who really wants to team up with you and help you as well as themselves... Yes Apple needed a Jobs to sell themselves, but it seems Jobs viewed Woz as an end to a goal, and not the partner/ human being who helped him get there.