Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

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Squidward the Handsome marches past Patric Smoothbrain while raising his flute to his lips.

"His flute! I told you to take the musician's flute!"

As Squidward approaches the throne and inhales sharply, the torches dim in anticipation.

Squidward before ascending.
- The Hobbits are played by Gary and 3 other snails.
  
  Sally is Aragorn. Mermaid man and barnacle boy are Gimli and Legolas.
  
  Gollum is Plankton and Karen.
  
  Jellyfish are the Ringwraiths
  
  Squilliam Fancyson is Sauramon
  
  Smaug is played by Mr Krabs
  
  You meant Sandy, not Sally, right?
  
  Sauramon
  
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Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Storm-Crow...?
There are currently a bunch of people following my account and downvoting everything.
- Why do you think we care? Enjoy a few more downvotes.
  
  Okay removed, I want at least -50 on this. If it isn't you proved you mean nothing. I can spare the fake internet points. Prove me wrong.

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