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Enemies of Christmas! To battle! Choose your weapon:
Obviously the Menorah.
It is made of metal unlike the card and the cup, and it does extra fire damage.
the coffee has splash damage and high DoT though
Y'all underestimating the low casting cost of saying "happy holidays".
splash damage
I snorted 😂
True, it does AoE, but only once.
Unless we use videogame logic and it's an infinite coffee cup
It can do heat damage too if you use McDonald's coffee
The card can give you one hell of a paper cut.
It also has a hole in the middle to stick your finger in so you can rotate it like a Kunai or Sai and look badass
Can't I just wield an entire holiday tree? That's what my biofamily hate most.
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