I get what I like because I do what I want 🎶

Hell yeah, a baby free life is very liberating

I mean I prefer my kid shits in a nappy than on the floor so I wouldn’t call it stupid.

Also breastmilk

Me, asking my stupid stuff to take care of me and manage my estate when I have early Alzheimers from a lifetime of microplastic exposure:

If you're having kids just to hand them the obligation of taking care of you then maybe you shouldn't be having kids.
- That's how most kids are made. This PSA was brought to you by: the third world.
Estate? Look at mister fancy pants over here

man these dumb ass antinatalism memes should have stayed at Reddit and I don't even have or want kids.

WTF is that expression?

WTF is he doing with his hands?

Ice in his veins.
- Ice In My Veins Pose, also known as the TikTok Arm Thing
  
  Yup. I'm too old for this shit.
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Childfree all day, every day.

I have child, it's a life decision ( we decided to do it and willingly gave up past freedoms). It's ok we signed up for this, please don't do it if you don't want to, world will be a much better place if only willing people become parent eh?

Breeders BTFO

There's a really good question right there: While children are expensive as fuck, they do prevent loneliness and wild shopping sprees because they keep you from going online for long enough. So: Are children actually saving you money in the long run because they stop the root for buying stupid shit and keep you busy enough so that you ain't even thinking about getting said stupid shit?

Given that raising a child is, from a sourceless quick google, about $20-30k a year, they better not be. As for loneliness, a cat’s about $650 a year, and makes a similar level of intelligent conversation for the first ten years or so.
- a child is, from a sourceless quick google, about $20-30k a year
  
  The median worker in the US is making $40k a year before taxes/insurance, or about $30k take-home after deductions.
  
  Kids are expensive, but not 100%-of-a-workers-take home-pay expensive.
- IMO, children in their early life are mainly expensive in opportunity costs, assuming you have a full time parent taking care of the child. Diapers are food are relatively cheap but taking a parent out of the work force or the alternate, providing day care, is very expensive.
- What the? Where I live, a kid costs between 350 and 700 per month, 250€ monthly tax reduction/month/child by the government not factored in
- As for loneliness, a cat’s about $650 a year,
  
  Vet costs not included.
- Admittedly, I don't have a cat, but I would have thought they're more expensive than that. My parents had / have cats. A vet bill is like $150 a pop.
  
  I think I'd want one of those self-cleaning litter boxes as well (if I had a cat). Those start around $600, right?
- a similar level of intelligent conversation for the first ten years or so.
  
  At first I thought that was hyperbole. Then I remembered my friend’s 8yo…