Glad it's almost over

I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.

whats with the book writing thing? First I'm hearing about it.

Does anyone actually do any those challenges? I always thought it was a joke.

Why are you guys doing this to yourselves?

#NovemberNunnery

I know I know. Not a lot of synonyms that start with N

Didn't know about the novel one, but I already forgone NNN when doctors said it was bullshit.

Since when do you have to write a 50k novel?

Millennial problems

So is self-flagellation, if you’re into self-denial and masochism. Make of that statement what you will.

Illuminating manuscripts on vellum November

Why do Americans ruin everything?

It's not no shave November is Movember. Moustaches for Novemeber. Optional sideburns but they can't touch the moustache. Just like the cool old timers. It's been very clear when this started what the rules were.

And it isn't about doing it as a challenging it's about raising awareness and money for testicular cancer.