Now that it's December, you'll want to circulate this special PSA around your ship. Can't be too careful.
Now that it's December, you'll want to circulate this special PSA around your ship. Can't be too careful.
Yippee Kai Winn mother fucker.
"Beam aboard, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
- trouble keeps finding him
- strained marriage
- trusted by associates to do his job
- distant relationship with his kids
- glutton for punishment
- remains dour/sarcastic in the face of danger
Sounds about right.
- Loves crawling in tubes
If I've learned anything about Jeffries tubes during the holidays, it's that they probably contain a federation officer who got stuck 'doing a "Die Hard"' on some terrosists.
If I had a nickel for every time that happened...well I would have two nickels. But you have to admit, it's interesting that it happened twice.
(I can't actually name episodes, but I know I've seen this plot at least twice.)
Occasionally, it's a teeny tiny shuttle pod that was doing a Die Hard.
One time it was a betazoid sociopath that did a Die Hard.
Now I know what a replicator dinner feels like.
Live long and die prosperous 🖖🏼
DIY instructions on how to make your own Die Hard Christmas ornament: https://www.gosocial.co/make-festive-die-hard-christmas-tree-ornament/
"Now I have an I-MOD, Ho Ho Ho"
Damn I gotta go out to the coast, get together and have a few laughs
come on down to the Holodeck they said, it'll be a lot of laughs