Add a bit more plastic and it'll do for safety goggles. Right now it looks more "minion-y"

Iran Dictionary (updated)

Clinic: An establishment or room where women can endure repeated rape and beatings until they agree to wear a hijab.

"White sons and daughters are walking away" - first of all, "white?", WTF? - and second, didn't he also say that women have no place in the military? Nail down your idiocy and stop wobbling all over the place.

Perhaps he'll have an accident. Who's running the CIA, Jerry Lewis?

edit: forgot "/s"

The world is a more complex place than when he left. Better use the big box of 64 crayon colors. If you have to use hand puppets, don't forget to do the voices.

Suspend habeus corpus, declare strikes illegal, nationalize power grids and other basics. Require national ID cards to make purchases, probably require an oath to Trump to get one...

Don't say "Viva la resistance".

Thanks for trying to make us feel better, but...

ChatGPT just provided an interesting result. Although I was looking for something a bit more unique to use for the next 4(plus) years.

Yeah, it's not too good at this.

Wanna know what happens next? Check out history repeats itself, or any of the Project 2025 analyses.

Edit: Look on the bright side, at least we won't have to take time from our busy schedules to vote four years from now.

Clear your mind. Simply "be" the screws. Do not aim for completion, for one is never complete. Also, it's upside-down.

In before "In a cave! With a box of scraps!"

To be sure, he should ask Carter.

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They need to add, "Surrenders". I'd be happy to see that number steadily climbing.

"Hamas, which is battling Israel in Gaza, said the footage confirmed "the barbarity and brutality" of Israeli forces, which have been ..."

Oh my. Hamas said this? Well, I declare. How about you return the fucking civilian hostages you kidnapped during your bloody raid and murder spree last year?

Edit: your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.

There's really nothing we can do about it. It's just a fact of life.

Rimshot

They only have a concept of ways to fix it, no actual plans. This way, they don't need a plan because the problem goes away once they stop pushing their bullshit narrative.

I'm inclined towards a universal sales tax, and elimination of income tax. That cuts out loopholes for billionaires who run around buying property, buildings, and yachts - a 10 or 12% tax would fix that (of course, every solution provides its own set of problems) The other solution is having my employer "tip" me every two weeks.

Edit: Some very good points below, which I'd never considered.

Wonderful piece! But one of the commentors stated, "I pray he will see your article and his head will explode. One can hope." They forget that Trump had to have his daily briefings presented as Highlights pictographs.