Honestly incredible that this joke has taken 40 years to happen
There's no way it has.
"Lmao it's 25 years old at mo..." "Oh...."
Uhm... Why does she drop a coin? Maybe I forgot but I don't remember any enemy that when killed drops a coin in Mario.
Super Mario 64
At first I felt this wasn't right, and then I flashed back to Whomp's Fortress and scrambling to pick up coins from stomping on Whomps (and then picking up the 100 coin star).
Ah true.
This reminds me of the scorpion and the frog.
"Dont-a-worry, little turtle! I'll help-a you cross-a the road!"
splat
"But... why?"
"It's-a me. Mario."
I think I he saved the wrong princess
I'm sure he can find another partner with this amount of gold.
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Be better if it was a toonie and he popped the middle of it and gave the camera a sexual Mario look
