The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.
The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.
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One of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I'm sitting right now.
24 0 ReplyDoesn’t the smell bother you?
22 0 ReplyOnly for the first few months.
17 0 ReplyCashing their pension cheques makes up for it.
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Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that's designated for living? 🤔
9 1 ReplyTalent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
9 0 ReplyThey were contrarians, I guess.
5 0 ReplyMaybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
4 1 ReplyAnd with strange aeons even death may die.
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Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
3 0 ReplyHospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
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