On this deserted island I could use some help()

Because exit might be a variable you use to determine if you should exit. exit() is a function that actually does the exiting.

It’s the difference between pointing at a jogger and saying “run” and actually running after them.

Guessing at what the programmer wants instead of implementing consistent behaviour is what Javascript does. Do you want Python to become Javascript?

This is the code (Github link):

class Quitter(object):
    def __init__(self, name, eof):
        self.name = name
        self.eof = eof
    def __repr__(self):
        return 'Use %s() or %s to exit' % (self.name, self.eof)
    def __call__(self, code=None):
        # Shells like IDLE catch the SystemExit, but listen when their
        # stdin wrapper is closed.
        try:
            sys.stdin.close()
        except:
            pass
        raise SystemExit(code)

What happens is that the python repl calls __repr__ automatically on each variable/statement that you type into the repl (except assignments e.g. x = 1). But this basically only happens in the repl. So "executing" only exit wouldn't work in a python script as it is not calling __repr__ automatically, so better you learn how to do it right than using just exit in your python scripts and scratching your head why it works in the repl but not in your code.

Because python has strong opinions

I love how it contains exactly one function: from antigravity import geohash

Hell, this is the entire antigravity library:

import webbrowser
import hashlib

webbrowser.open("https://xkcd.com/353/")

def geohash(latitude, longitude, datedow):
    '''Compute geohash() using the Munroe algorithm.

    >>> geohash(37.421542, -122.085589, b'2005-05-26-10458.68')
    37.857713 -122.544543

    '''
    # https://xkcd.com/426/
    h = hashlib.md5(datedow, usedforsecurity=False).hexdigest()
    p, q = [('%f' % float.fromhex('0.' + x)) for x in (h[:16], h[16:32])]
    print('%d%s %d%s' % (latitude, p[1:], longitude, q[1:]))

He literally gets a 32-bit hash, uses the first half of it as the latitude decimal, and the second half of it as the longitude decimal,

NO WAY

That's giving me a 404, captain

https://github.com/prompt-toolkit/ptpython

the dot at the end of your link breaks it