Unreciprocated

When will they finally push the beds together for good?

It’s ok guys, you don’t have to hide.

Aren't they canonically married?
- Not canonically. I think one of the writers is gay but said he never intended them to be a couple. If that's true is for no one to know for sure and your head canon is for no one to judge
- No idea. I haven’t watched Sesame Street since the early 90s, but it makes a lot of sense from what I remember about them.
  
  Also it’s fun to say they are to piss off the people who care so much about shit that doesn’t matter.

Lore accurate

Aren't they canonically gay now?

Edit: idgaf if they're actually gay I just remember hearing a lot of people talk about that and I'm tryna figure out if it was just homophobic bullshit

They were always intended to be gay, and were based off a real life gay couple. "Really gay" was always a nudge nudge deal rather than openly admitted fact.
- From Wikipedia:
  
  Frank Oz, who previously performed as Bert, stated Bert and Ernie were not gay, saying,
  
  "They're not, of course, a gay couple. But why that question? Does it really matter? Why the need to define people as only gay? There's much more to a human being than just straightness or gayness."[17][18]
  
  Sesame Street went on to clarify further, stating:
  
  "No, Bert and Ernie aren't gay - they're 'best friends'".[19]
  
  The Gaystar News reported that fans reacted negatively to this assertion. Frank Oz later tweeted in September 2018
  
  A last thought: If Jim and I had created Bert and Ernie as gay characters they would be inauthentic, coming from two straight men. However, I have now learned that many view them as representative of a loving gay relationship. And that's pretty wonderful. Thanks for helping me understand.[20][21]
  
  So, I would say they weren't intended that way from the start but only because the writers didn't think to do so. Frank Oz is a great reference for these things, and if he says "I love how you see them as representation" then that's good enough for me.
- No they weren’t.
  
  They were created in the 60’s, the writer who head-cannoned they were gay wrote for them in the 80s.
  
  Officially and historically they are not gay.

omg they were roommates

Now we know why Bert has 10,000 fewer followers.

So Ernie got roommatezoned?

Given the connotations of the word “roommate,” I’d say it’s still sadder that Bert got friendzoned.
Isn't Bert the kind of guy who says he doesn't have friends and hates Ernie even though he secretly likes him?
- Bert is clearly the kind of guy who is pretty sure that Ernie is his friend, but is afraid to say it publicly on the 0.01% chance that Ernie says "we're not friends, just roommates", which would emotionally devastate Bert.

"I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert"

"Confirmed Bachelors"

Ernie is Bert's friend, and Bert can't take that away from him.