Your partner/mom/cat has been kidnapped, and the only way to save them is to "write a comment that is guaranteed to get downvoted on Lemmy." What do you comment?

"this is almost as good as reddit"

I don’t see any reason for me to use Linux

I think Spez was just misunderstood.

"We should federate with Threads."

"Israel's actions against Hamas are completely justified."

You can post anything and it will get down voted. Lemmy is as toxic as reddit and people use downvote as a tool to suppress what they don't like, regardless of the merit of the comment.

This just feels like rage bait

All the failed examples of communism that people say "that's only because it wasn't really communism" are really proof of why communism can't work at all. If a system is what it does, then communism always creates facism.

Edit: autocorrect originally changed it to "racism". Still got upvote lol

I'm currently commenting on all the Linux communities - "I don't have this problem because I use Windows" and they're not seeing the irony

Taylor Swift is the first ethical billionaire

R.I.P. Kissinger

I'm going to get downvoted for this, but...

Firefox sucks.

Isn't Facebook free software, since it doesn't cost anything?

Reddit did nothing wrong.

Elon Musk is right.

Cars are awesome! Everyone should own at least 3 or 4 of them!

Anywhere on lemmy? That should be easy. Basically go to any niche community and shit on their central theme.

For example explain how windows is the superior OS on a linux instance. Or say you use chrome on a privacy instance.

Loving Israel, Reddit and capitalism.

Politically I lean ever so slightly to the right.

Almost perma ban right there.

Israel did nothing wrong. Ever.

This is just a trick to make me look bad if someone looks through my profile.

All you meatflakes should go vegan, and if you don't you're a cruel, horrible person. The only reason not to is you're a selfish piece of shit.

Spez 4 prez

Firefox bad, chromium good

Tbh I'd just say some racist shit. I'm not gonna write the racist things I would say I legitimately believed it would save my wife's life. I am from the deep south. I have all that shit in a neglected shed in the backlot of my brain. Not thoughts and opinions, just hurtful words. And I can't forget them because I was an elementary school vocab whiz when I first heard most of them.

4 day work week? I did my own research as a manager and find that actually a SIX day work week is better for workers.

Trump's presidency was the best thing that ever happened to this nation

Bill O'Reilly had a lot of great points

Programming isn't hard at all, it's just \<\this> and anyone who is not able to grasp that is immediately stupid

Basically anything creationist in nature stating it as fact

Allying with Putin will fix all of America's problems

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.

CEOs are vastly underpaid.

"this"

If this comment gets to 10 upvotes, I will donate a Windows PC with Chrome installed! And with Reddit bookmarked.

lemmygrad.ml is really quite nice

Linux is the worst OS ever.

Nah dawg, you aren't fooling us with this one

😎👌🌞🤗😂🥰😵‍💫💯💥🎉

Windows is better.
Linux is way too complicated and gaming is impossible.
And don't get me started on the whole CLI with Linux.

Just make a comment about Israel or Palestine. Doesn't matter what you say.

I wish this place was more like Reddit

9/11 was mid at best.

You and I are not the same.

You upvote comments that are relevant to the thread.

I downvote every comment to save your mothers.

I can't do pictures right now because of the severs but insert Giancarlo Esposito picture here.

capitalism is good

Elon Musk is a hero and we should all praise him, buy Teslas and use autopilot all the time while checking out our phones.

ethical billionaires exist

Just type a litany of slurs, but that might get you banned first.

Lemmy is way too confusing and hard to use

Reddit is better.

Star Trek memes are overrated

Capitalism good, no notes.

My girlfriend mom cat can take care of herself. She's a good girl, yes she is.

Elon and Tesla are damn near perfect.

Reddit is an absolutely fantastic organization and Spez is a fine gentleman!

I totally support the api changes for Reddit. They were a good idea.

I go to Blahjah Zone (on another instance that allows down voting) and just say the most transphobic shit I can think of.

This comment has been posted from a Windows 11.

Honestly the only way to stop the isreal-hamas war is to glass all of gaza

This place is a shithole, I'm going back to Reddit.

"I'm not a fan of Linux"

Privacy only is an overblown issue, and if we want Lemmy to be successful, we need to be using ads on all the instances. No more than every 3rd post should be an ad. We should also be working to incorporate an algorithm that will push posts from superusers to the front.

Star Trek sucks

Describing people by their category is bad.

Israel is an apartheid state

Trump won the 2020 election and the Democrats rigged it.

SystemD sucks. You know, the truth.

Can't wait for Meta to be federated!

I hate cats and they ruined the Internet

The US military budget isn't too large.

I wish Lemmy was more like Facebook

Religion has more benefits than drawbacks.

"Companies are people too!"

NACAB

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My partner/mom/cat has been kidnapped, and the only way to save them is to "write a comment that is guaranteed to get downvoted on Lemmy."
Please guys downvote this comment to save her!

I left my cat at the animal shelter because I moved into an apartment; and it was doing too many annoying cat things.

Quick! Get in my comically large insecure person truck, we're going coal rolling!

Alex jones is a person who exists

"not everyone who disagrees with me is a literal Nazi" would get a lot of down votes.

This Lemmy instance is a giant echo chamber of Godwin's law.

The only people worse than the gays are the blacks. Trump 2024 BAYBAY!!

I got to one of the hexbear communities and share a mild, semi-balanced view on politics

"anyone who uses linux is a moron"

Is this whole site dedicated to making fun of Star Trek? I get that the show sucks, but just don't watch it. Get a life.

Israel is def doing a great job at avoiding civilian death in Gaza

Unix/linux sucks and you're all a bunch of pervy neckbeards.

I'm on Kbin, which doesn't federate downvotes, so I don't actually see what Lemmy users normally downvote.

For that reason to be on the safe side I will write a spam ad for Cia1is or something and add some bigotry.

This one.

This.

Atheism is bad! 😅

Trump is smart

I support Israel

If Trump and Biden are the leading candidates, and you vote third-party, then not only will your vote not contribute to a candidate winning, but you're helping the opposing party win.

"Hexbear"

I'll leave the rest to the downvoters.

China isn't a communist country.

Thank you for sharing your point of view, and I and support your decision. From my life experiences with other people and giving kindness and empathy years of thought on this subject, I have a slightly different point of view. I really appreciate how we can discuss this and grow as people.

Lemmy: OPINION DIFFERENT! 💥⬇️💥

If Trump wins the GOP primary, Im voting for him.

Im voting GOP regardless, but god damn sometimes they make it hard. At least Biden makes it a no brainer, also that AWB they want to pass.

Abortion is murder.

Everyone should be able to own any gun they want, until proven guilty a terrible crime in a court of law.

Immigration is not sustainable, its just importing cheap labor, and crying racism is just deflecting.

The Pentagon should only have the budget they were able to account for last year, no more failing audits with no consequences.

Fuck blahag.