Mods banned my new girlfriend from the site.

She says she's going to break up with me if I don't quite the site in solidarity. I am torn. I made a promise to you all that no mod would ever touch your posts again. I don't see how I could keep this promise to you, the posters, if I'm not on this site every day lurking, posting, and up-bearing.

This isn't a question. I'm just posting out loud.

Edit: Mods owe me one girlfriend.

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If this wasn't a bit I would say that you have a lot of courage to have your partner posting in here with you. It would feel like having the shower curtain pulled in the middle of me jerking off if someone in my personal life learned about this site and knew who I was.
- fr, honestly part of the reason i started posting so much more the past half year is me and my partner split and i didn't have to think about how she'd take my chapo dot chat self (i think this shows we had other deeper issues but still)
- If I'm embarrassed by any of my partners pulling the shower curtain (as if there needs to be one, but for the sake of it, let us imagine there is), and seeing me jerk off, then they aren't my partner.
- When my wife and I split we made an arrangement to share 50/50 custody of this account 😞
  
  People tell you that divorce is one of the hardest things that you can go through but they never talk about much harder it is in the era of social media. It's heartbreaking only being able to post 3 days of the week.
Before she got banned (the past week) we made Hexbear a lifestyle. When we weren't sitting on side-by-side recliner chairs posting on our IBM-era Thinkpads on Hexbear we were showing each other print-outs of posts on Hexbear. We were brainstorming ideas for posts to make on Hexbear. We had long debates about who were the worst and the best posters. And which mods we hated the most.

Now that's all gone.

She just sits in that recliner, lifeless, staring at various, large Marxists texts now and if she's not doing that I can see her outside talking to people, likely out of sheer boredom.
- okay, I have to ask
  
  "large Marxist texts"
  
  does this mean works with relatively high number of pages (unlikely), or does this mean your partner has relevant texts from Marxists framed on the wall with a huge font size (likely)?
  
  Large print. She's 87.
  
  sorry this is so funny to me thinking of a situation where someone's partner is mad at them, tells them they need space, starts crying while staring at a page of Capital Volume 1 in Arial size 25 and saying out loud "at least you wouldn't do this to me"
- Incredible posting
Obviously fake because she doesn’t already have dozens of alts to switch to
I have a little something for the mod that did this:

spoiler

🖕 🖕
DayOfDoom your posts are always so fuckin weird.

Thank you for making them
good luck?
Clear solution is to take the userbase of this site as spirit wives

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