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Can't die from suicide if you die from homicide first
88 0 ReplyCan't go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
25 1 ReplyTrue but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
37 1 ReplyThat's why I never wear pants at all! See?
3 0 ReplyKirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I'm going to hell, at least I'll be wearing comfy pants
1 0 ReplyUnless he explains to every turtle that died in the world
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Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They're angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏
/s (I'm going to vomit from having to type that)
29 2 ReplyTruly a big brain move by god
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