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U mean Santa? The guy who give shit tone of stuff for free… is pro capitalism?
44 3 ReplyYou see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!
46 0 ReplyHis Coca-Cola deal alone has been plenty lucrative.
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Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.
39 0 ReplyThere's an entire Your Favorite Martian song that talks just about this, it came out all the way back in 2011. I have to be honest, I'm not a massive fan of their music style from back then.
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He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.
32 0 ReplyBut the elves learn useful skills!! Lol
Don't be mad I grew up in fl
10 0 ReplyThat's a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.
9 0 ReplySaint Nick is from Asia though
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Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents
22 0 ReplySanta: "Ho ho ho! Those POORS should know their place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
12 0 ReplyOr no presents. I wasn't in that boat, but I know that some are.
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He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.
20 0 Replyyeah, you know what they say: first one's free
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I hate to be the one to tellyou this but "Santa" is really just your parents buying toys.
20 1 Reply3 1 ReplyAll four characters are fictional, what's your point?
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The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful
15 0 ReplyI was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to "materialism"
2 0 ReplyI believe they were thinking consumerism and capitalism are synonymous.
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