NASA has some explaining to do
NASA has some explaining to do
Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
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This is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country.
Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.
49 0 ReplyYour cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
38 1 ReplyBut the body of Christ is bread.
1 0 ReplyGood. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
1 0 ReplyI’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.
But his blood will make you dehydrated.
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This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.
12 0 ReplyWhich country?
4 0 ReplyThe gun and Christian fundamentalist one.
6 0 ReplyIt sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):
1 0 ReplyMAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."
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That's not Jesus in your heart, it's a worm
2 0 ReplyWait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
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