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  • A goldfish. Just the fish. Ask them to name it on the spot so they have to keep it. Now they need to rearrange their home to make space, and buy a tank and such for it.

    Plus, it's cheap, so not much of a refund going on if they decide to just give it back.

  • Assuming you are just a horrible person: Buy them gympie gympie leaves, toss them in a gift bag, and don't tell them what they are but that their present is in the leaves.

    The present is incredible pain btw.

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