Shrexting
37 0 Reply"How did you meet mom?"
"Well, I dropped the onion I had tied to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
37 1 Reply"Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now, where was I...oh yeah. The important thing is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..."
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Man when I tell you my panties just exploded off my body....
17 0 ReplyThis is just another version of the *laughs nervously while secretly wanting to hold your hand cringe.
13 0 Reply*Holds up Spork*
4 0 ReplyFOAR EVERYWUN FRUM
3 0 Replyso ramdun
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Oh sorry that's my cabbage haha
My cabbages! 😭
14 1 ReplyPoor ATLA side character.
3 0 ReplyIt's weird how much they focus on him that one time, only to never mention him again. You'd think they're setting up for some kind of side arc, or recurring gag, or something...
2 0 ReplyNetflix might do, we'll find out soon enough. I'm looking forward to it, but I'm anxious they'll fuck up as well.
Cabbage guy spin off?
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Albanian Tinder
12 0 ReplyGuy from Holes
10 1 ReplyDude got holes. Ladies love a handy man
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That’s dangerously cringy. It’s the equivalent of those action-texts:
*states in adoration working up the courage to ask for your number….
10 2 ReplyI mean, I'd respond positively to this shrext. But I love onions.
7 0 ReplyI put on my wizard robe
5 0 ReplyDamn.
Who is he? 🥰
3 1 ReplyThis guy is weird... I think I'll give him a shot.
Said no woman EVER.
5 17 ReplyWell... IDK what else could have possibly gotten my wife's attention, because I'm sure AF not hot or cool.
10 0 ReplyDeep down we're all looking for the weirdo that matches our own weird.
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