Get in, loser. We're going CIVILIZING

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Meanwhile in Mongolia: Saddle up its time to reclaim all of it.

The UK is feverishly dragging HMS Victory out of dry dock and claiming they now rule about 2 billion people.

The Dutch release a statement: "New York will once again be New Amsterdam."

The Danes claim all areas of the UK that were once under the Danelaw.

Sweden claims all land held under Charles XI.

Germany claims all lands that were once part of the HRE.

France declares that all all lands held by Charlemagne are now claimed by France.

Poland declares all lands once held by the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth are now theirs.

Lithuania declares all lands once held by the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth are now theirs.

Greece claims all land in the Mediterranean that were once home to Greek colonies.

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- can't wait to hear Sunak's speech on the re-conquest of India
  
  He would pitch it as a reverse takeover.
  
  "People from South Asia have been the driving force in the UK for decades. Readmitting India, Pakistan and Bangladesh as members of the union is a logical step."
- The HRE? You think too small.
Then gove back karelia to finland.... And give Finland to sweden.... And Estonia.... And prussia... And norway..... And maybe the pomeranian....
laughs in Mongolian
- coughs in bubonic plague

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