This is why I go out of my way to ask about hypothetical zombie eventualities at company meetings.
They leave you alone if you do your job but make yourself annoying to interact with.
If I was your boss (which won’t happen don’t worry; I don’t have the ambition to lead which is why I’m apparently so good at it) I would absolutely demand you explain every hypothetical in every conceivable detail before I’d make any sort of judgement.
We would both get fired for not doing any work.
Yes, I would. Worms don’t get workers rights.
EMERGENCY
I would employ you if you were my worm 🪱 🥰
What app are they using that requires you to send EMERGENCY for your messages to be seen?
Technically: Thats no app but normal messaging
The number behind is not the real phone number from the boss, but a forwarding number. If you send a message to the number, the message gets in a queue for the boss to read and he will see the message when he is back in office.
Actually: While these kinds of services exist, they would result in a green message box in iMessage. So here it's clearly just a joke between pals
I have chosen to believe they type that manually every time.
“…”
“…depends on the worm.”
I'm not a real Dr. but I am a real worm.
There'll always be a job for you at Compost Inc.
That’s a long way to say no.
