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Ron DeSantis Going Door To Door To Beg Own Campaign Staff To Vote For Him

www.theonion.com Ron DeSantis Going Door To Door To Beg Own Campaign Staff To Vote For Him

DES MOINES, IA—In a last-ditch effort to increase turnout for the crucial first-in-the-nation presidential contest, candidate Ron DeSantis reportedly went door-to-door Monday to beg his own campaign staff to vote for him. “Hey there, ma’am, sorry to bother you, but could I take just a bit of yo...

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This guy is like if George Costanza mounted a presidential campaign.
- No guys he's the smart Trump I swear guys pls I'm not a paid shill trust me the lefties are scared of him tell your friends
  
  lefties are scared of him
  
  Ever heard him speak? It's like someone punched Kermit the Frog in the throat. No one is scared of him.
- But if George Costanza was a Nazi.
  
  But if George Costanza was a Nazi.
  
  That would be the plan, to get everyone to think the short jewish New Yorker is actually a Floridian Anti-Semite uber-mensh.
  
  It would be written as an intention to fail (the producers style), but it just keeps working and George can't handle it.
- So you’re saying he will become president?
  
  Because all things considered George was capable of getting himself what he wanted.
- George Costsnza got rizz tho.

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