It's just a prank bro

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When your trousers rip during a work day but you have to keep going.
- This happened to me when I was a beekeeper. Do not recommend 0/5
Don't worry, after this scan, we'll be able to see what's wrong with your bones.
- Huh, looks like they were burned in a really hot fire. Case closed!
  
  This is the most severe case of bone-ash-itis I’ve ever seen.
- Oof ouch owie
  
  My bones
- Dammit. Beat me to it
Medieval
Raging
Inferno
Sauce? I want to know the back story here.
- An alternate universe where a zombie rose from the grave after 3 days and the sensible thing was done to the body.
  
  Noooo! If Return of the Living Dead taught us anything, it's that you don't burn the bodies!
- The title Google gives me is: Martyrium des hl. Veit (Vorderseite); Christus vor Kaiphas (Rückseite)
  
  Martyrium des hl. Veit
  
  translates to “Martyrdom of Saint Vitus”, who seems to have found his demise in a kettle: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Martyrdom_of_Saint_Vitus – not in an oven.
Got an MRI on tuesday. I was already nervous about it 😆
- as long as you dont have any metals or buttplugs in you there is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with the test itself
  
  hoping you get positive results my friend
  
  Positive?! 🤣
  
  And remember: even a plastic butt plug can have a metal core.
- Just remember to look out for fire and good luck!
I hear they let you do it if you are famous.

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