US marshals lure fugitive killer of Texas cyclist out of hiding with yoga ad
US marshals lure fugitive killer of Texas cyclist out of hiding with yoga ad
Officials give details of how Kaitlin Armstrong, convicted over murder of Anna Wilson in 2022, was arrested in Costa Rica
Oh, I see, it was a deliberate murder (by shooting) of somebody who happened to have a career as a professional cyclist.
Silly me thought for a second that they might have actually gone after somebody who ran over a person riding a bike for once, but nope. I guess I should've known better than to get my hopes up.
(On a related note, the murderer's real fuck-up wasn't responding to the yoga ad, it was using a gun instead of a truck as the murder weapon.)
Well said.
'Authorities initially had difficulty spotting Armstrong in Santa Teresa, a popular travel destination, as many of those in the town physically resembled Armstrong.
“I think from the get-go we were told … you’re gonna be in for a surprise, ‘cause a lot of the women in Santa Teresa look just like Kaitlin – a lot of them,”'
I consider myself a feminist, so I hope it's okay I find that hilarious
This is why I don't do yoga.
I thought it was because you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
Yoga na go straight to jail