Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
54 1 ReplyWhy does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
37 0 ReplyWhy don’t Chryslers have horns?
Because they say DODGE on the front.
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I took the kids to Disney land, and when we got close the sign said Disney Land left so we turned around and went home
23 0 ReplyDid you hear what happened to the cyber criminal?
She ransomware
17 0 ReplyTwo drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Badum dum tish
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There is a community for that here.
12 1 ReplyI don't get it
20 0 ReplyHi don't get it! I'm dad
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When driving past a cemetery: Did you know people who live in this town aren't allowed to be burried there?
Why?
Because they're still alive! They're dying to get in though!10 0 ReplyI like to tell dad jokes.
Sometimes, he laughs.
9 0 ReplyDid you hear about the guy who fell in the well?
He did not see that well.
7 0 ReplyQ: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Didn’t have the guts.
Also
Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?
A: Stationery.
7 0 ReplyI spilled Spot remover on my dog and now he's gone 🥺
5 0 ReplyGeese fly in a vee to save energy. Do you know why one side of the vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on one side.
5 1 ReplyMy wife didn't believe me when I said I built a car out of spaghetti and meatballs.
She was blown away when I drove pasta.
4 1 ReplySorry for not contributing with the thread, I don't know any of those jokes that works well in English. I'm here to remember Portuguese speakers that there's /c/tiodopave@lemmy.eco.br to post this sort of joke.
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