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Boomer Dad Confused Why Describing Everyone's Race, Weight, Unconfirmed Mental Disabilities, Hotness on 1-10 Scale in Anecdote So Bad

thehardtimes.net Boomer Dad Confused Why Describing Everyone's Race, Weight, Unconfirmed Mental Disabilities, Hotness on 1-10 Scale in Anecdote So Bad

Local dad and all-around asshole Bert Smilovic failed to understand criticism of his storytelling techniques which involve reducing all people to unhelpful demographics, his enraged children reported.

Boomer Dad Confused Why Describing Everyone's Race, Weight, Unconfirmed Mental Disabilities, Hotness on 1-10 Scale in Anecdote So Bad

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matched with a “skinny depressed Asian babe” on eHarmony

Oh god. I'm in this picture. Only Asian I've ever dated, only date I went on from eHarmony, she's now my wife.
- Is she skinny and depressed?
  
  Is she a babe?
- Nice.
- Well you had an edge, being the local AC guy. You can't really blame her.
Weird of the Hard Times to call my dad out like this.
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