Or I just don't know who you are or what your intent/context was over text on the Internet. Seeing as I'm not the only one a little confused/taken in by your sarcasm it might not have been the greatest punchline.
A couple years ago I had a similar reaction with folks saying that Drake (who at that point I had never heard of) was a bigger name than Taylor Swift. I laughed and googled his name only to find out that the claim was not as far fetched as I first imagined. I guess no name is truly universally known.