tfw you go to the grocery store and accidentally make sad yearning eye contact with the girl you were imagining your life with because she had cool hair and a cool jacket

so this actually worked for me one time i was at the shops with a homie and i locked eyes with a v cute girl checking out and got this shiver down my whole body and a depressing epiphany that id never meet her or know her name. anyway turns out my homie knew her and sent her a msg asking if she wanted my contact info, she said yes and msgd me asking about the cute girl shiver i was talking to my homie about. we dated for a year but just didnt really click

i was also able to successfully pay my bill with only 30 cents left on the credit limit 🤙

With… or as?

In my college town there was a girl that worked at fresh market and she always handed out the wine samples. She was cute enough etc, but she had this incredibly friendly disposition, her movements were gentle and slow, her smile and her heavy whispery Southern drawl accent. Man she stopped me in my tracks. Couldn't think about anything else for a while. She was like a subconscious frisson/ASMR attack that wiped my brain clean. Wild.

"What the hell was that?!"