Is this the new effective altruism?

If hedonism is so good how come there's-

Bullshit writers shitting out bullshit articles

You don't have to justify your treat consumption with some convoluted pseudo-philosophical word salad about how you're saving humanity by doing it. It's getting real tiring seeing these opinion writers getting paid six-figure salaries to invent bullshit terms to describe eons-old phenomena.

"We have such sights to show you."

And they just sent me this funky rubix cube.

don't do this to me, don't take my hope

As a perennial contrarian and due to being hopelessly depressed I embody the practice of ineffective hedonism; I engage in hedonistic activities but none of them do anything for me