States where a toddler can legally have a scotch on the rocks to take the edge off after a long day at daycare

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Every time I see a map from this sub, I get monumentally confused for like 10 seconds like "wtf this can't possibly be true."

Every time.

This sub is the best.
Key please
- Blue is on the rocks, grey is straight up
Maybe it should be more widely available, might prevent toddlers shooting people.
- That idea that alcohol makes people less violent... Where does it come from?
  
  The fact that it's not a stimulant.
  
  And toddlers have fuck all for tolerance, they're all lightweights. One drink and they just soil themselves.
I’ve lived in the US. Trust me, those toddlers need it.

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