NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works verity_kindle @sh.itjust.works 1 yr. ago

number of innocent newcomers asking "what is this sublemmy about?"

Many an innocent bystander passing through here, asking "what is this sublem about?" I think this question deserves to be escalated to the highest level. What are the chinesium turnbuckles that tenuously hold this rusty, fraying cable to the next cable? What holds up the saggy clothesline that is NCD? What keeps us from becoming just another 4chan, living off the dusty HWNDU laurels of former days? Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

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*Community, this isn't Reddit, there are no "Sublemmys". This place has been around for 3 years, and as refugees we shouldn't try to change established norms.
- Are you sure? I was told we were conducting a special shitposting operation here.
  
  Finally, some good fucking prose in reply. Gratitude. It's no NATO astronaut ballad about Three Gorges, but it'll do.
- Don't worry, I won't tell anybody else what to call a bunch of delegates, Leopard obsessers and aerophiliacs, the ur-text is quite safe.
- Subkbins, then.
- sh.itjust.works
  
  subshits?
Where all the planefuckers at?
- I think they may still be busy fucking planes
- !carsfuckingdragons
- Do pilots count?
NATO Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?

NATO Astronaut 2: Nope.

Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to...

Astronaut 2: Break into a song?

Astronaut 1: Yep.

I love the trenches,

I love the roadside mines,

I love blown bridges,

I love when turrets fly.

I love the whole world

And all its sights and sounds.

Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

I love my plane-fus,

I love nuke submarines,

I love logistics,

I love democracy!

I love the whole world

And all its craziness

Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

I love dictators

(I like to watch em hang)

I love Three Gorges

I love when things go bang!

I love the whole world

It's such a brilliant place

Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da (repeating until fade)
- Fucking glorious man
  
  o7
  
  Thanks! The moment I realized "democracy" fit the scansion I knew I was doomed lol
I think that planefuckers should be friends with gunfuckers.
The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
- Mumbles in Dwarvish
  
  ...ma axe, ma'am

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