Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children
Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children
MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and ...
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Life begins at the tortilla stage
Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.
Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?
Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos
This does not apply to men of course, because they don't carry frozen burritos.
Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
–Anatole France
I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?