A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
"What would you like?" says the bartender.
The seal replies, "anything but Canadian Club".
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A baby seal walks into a club
And says...
A man is standing next to his broken down car with the hood up. Another man walks over and says looks “looks like you’ve blown a seal.” The man replies “20 dollars is 20 dollars.”
A seal walks
Well, a talking seal with legs would be worried about getting legs broken.