Sigh.
Sigh.
Spotted this in a store today and promptly put my shit that I didn't need back on the shelf and walked out.
Edit: it has been pointed out this sign is most likely ironic, in line with the companies schtick. I would counter that while that may be true, behind every good joke is a little bit of the truth. They mean this unironically also.
Is this Ollie's? This feels like Ollie's
That was my first thought, and if so it's definitely tongue-in-cheek
Pretty sure it's Ollie's, they're all about corny, sarcastic, & ironic signage.
Came here to say this. Gotta be Ollie's
Get red spray paint, and just paint over everything other than "buy more". Might as well just clear it up.
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That’s fucking hilarious.
I would totally shop there.
Ollie's, this kind of tongue-in-cheek tackiness is kinda their schtick
Exactly.
It's this cluttered, disorganized, warehouse-like, garage sale style bargain/discount place that sells probably 80% absolute junk, but within that last 20% of decent stuff, maybe 5% really is a screaming deal.
I prob would have never even gone there, except I heard they do carry fishing gear. Since that's my main hobby I went to check it out expecting junk low quality stuff.
While they certainly had the junk, many of the locations I have visited also have a small amount of solid mid-tier stuff at a nice discount (maybe 20-25% off MSRP)...which is nice but with the limited selection wouldn't keep me coming back...but then they also sometimes have some really nice high end lures for like 60-70% off, which is just crazy and idk how they are finding this stuff.
Those deals are good enough that I stop by my 2 local Ollie's every few months to check their inventory, and when I'm out of town, if there's an Ollie's nearby and I have time to kill, I'll stop in.
It's not like I get all my fishing stuff there, but I've definitely filled out my selection of a few key types of lures buying their high end Japanese models that stack up with the best on the market...for less than half price.
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Well I like how upfront they are about it. This is Mr. Krabs level honesty
I don't understand, is it like a pre-emptive argument against the people who complain about shit and try to play the "I'm a good customer, you should appease me" card? Or are they literally just saying "Buy more shit"?
I've been to Ollies. They had Nerf Longshots Icons on sale for $20 NIB, which sell on ebay for $50+ used. Otherwise, it was like a big dollar store.
Lol what shitty marketing.
Eh, it is being reposted for free and users have even figured out what company this is, so they get advertising done for free, I wouldn't consider this shitty marketing.
Spotted this in a store today and promptly put my shit that I didn't need back on the shelf and walked out.
... And then they all applauded?
