I'm a pickle from Buenos Aires, and I say DILL 'EM ALL!!!
Some say the cucumbers were provoked by the intrusion of brine into their natural habitat, that a "salt-and-non-salt" policy is preferable to war with the cucumbers...
Heh, yum yum yum.
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