Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
102 0 ReplyI've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
64 0 ReplyBringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
58 0 ReplyBeating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
52 0 ReplyPlacing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
50 0 ReplyFishing
I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe
32 0 ReplyPoluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)
31 0 ReplyTrafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...
Fuck I love Minecraft!
31 0 ReplyI picked a bad time to close a porn game.
29 0 ReplySpreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
28 0 ReplyBuilding a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
27 0 ReplyBuilding a house in the woods without planning permission.
24 0 ReplyStrip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
23 0 ReplyTurning the universe into paperclips
21 0 ReplyKilling thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.
I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol
18 0 ReplyAssault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
18 0 ReplyOsha violations (Portal 2)
18 0 ReplyWarframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.
16 0 ReplyFood was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.
16 0 ReplyI was merging different colored jellies. It's actually pretty relaxing lol
15 0 ReplyKILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
14 0 ReplyImpersonating a defense attorney.
14 0 ReplySpreading democracy
14 0 ReplyRocking and stoning
14 0 ReplySweats in Stellaris
14 0 ReplyProbably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).
14 0 ReplyBuilding a house...seems fitting.
13 0 ReplyNot paying for the resources that I collected to survive while crash landed on an alien planet.
13 0 ReplyFOR SUPER EARTH!
12 0 ReplyCalling in a 500kg bomb to kill a few bugs.
12 0 ReplyThe last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the "Security" side, so I'm golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn't fucking touch my ass.
12 0 ReplyEcological warfare on a planet-wide scale
12 0 ReplySpreading Managed Democracy.
12 0 ReplyI will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.
12 0 ReplyMining rocks and killing bugs. Hey we all gotta make a living
12 0 ReplyEradicating an entire species of bugs
11 0 Replyi built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside
11 0 ReplyI may have harvested my beets a little late.
11 0 ReplyDispensing Freedom.
11 0 ReplyAttempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.
11 0 ReplyId get a medal for defending democracy.
11 0 ReplyHaving six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato
11 0 ReplyBuilding without a permit
11 0 ReplyArson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...
11 0 ReplyAbandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.
10 0 ReplyDemocracy (it was helldivers)
10 0 ReplyHaving eleven kings in one poker hand.
10 0 ReplyPublic inebriation, disturbing the peace
(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)
10 0 ReplySupporting democracy!
9 0 ReplyI didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended
9 0 ReplyTax Fraud.
9 0 ReplyFalcon punching Pikachu.
9 0 ReplyLoving Managed Democracy too hard
9 0 ReplyUnauthorized orbital rocket launches.
9 0 ReplyClimbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.
9 0 ReplyUnlicensed space travel
9 0 ReplyPossession of psychite with intention to distribute
and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting
9 0 ReplyStealing villager's beds.
9 0 ReplyCapturing and enslaving weird magic animals
9 0 ReplyRotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.
9 0 ReplyPC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.
Mobile: Baking cookies
Web: Making paperclips
8 0 ReplyMurdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.
I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
8 0 ReplyForcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.
But I'm almost done.
8 0 ReplyI guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.
8 0 ReplyUsing obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.
8 0 ReplyGambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!
8 0 ReplyDriving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.
8 0 ReplyElden Ring... soo.. lots of murder
8 0 ReplyForcing a dragon to fuck a bear?
8 0 ReplyThrowing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.
8 0 ReplyFailing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).
8 0 ReplyGenocide
8 0 ReplyBeen playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.
8 0 ReplyDisregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.
damm I love factorio
8 0 ReplyCrushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.
7 0 ReplyGunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.
7 0 ReplyPermanently Deleted
7 0 ReplyDriving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.
7 0 ReplyRunning a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.
Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.
I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.
7 0 ReplyDestroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.
At least I saved the animals.
7 0 ReplyStarting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.
Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb
Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game
Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.
7 0 ReplyIdk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
7 0 ReplyBeing too homosexual.
FFXIV
7 0 ReplyMarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars
7 0 Replyclimbing a mountain and curing my depression
7 0 ReplyDemolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘
7 0 ReplyKilling Nazis
Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…
7 0 ReplySpace mining.
7 0 ReplyUh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin
7 0 ReplyMass murdering animals.
Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.
7 0 ReplyBeing an ex yakuza
7 0 ReplyAssisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.
7 0 ReplyDriving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)
7 0 ReplyI'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).
7 0 ReplyWar crimes.
7 0 ReplyRimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.
Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time
7 0 ReplyGenociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.
7 0 ReplyFor yelling too loud.
Statement of an observing police officer:
They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!
7 0 ReplyGoing a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...
7 0 ReplyRolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.
7 0 ReplyShooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)
6 0 ReplyGraveyard Keeper.
I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.
6 0 ReplyTrying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.
6 0 ReplyDriving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.
6 0 ReplySpreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!
6 0 ReplyPolluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.
6 0 ReplyI am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….
6 0 ReplyViolation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)
6 0 ReplyPlaying poker with a non-standard deck.
6 0 ReplyKilling the queen (chess)
6 0 ReplyKilling mr house
6 0 Replybrutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism
the name of the game
Rimworld
6 0 ReplyNothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld
6 0 ReplyI’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.
6 0 Replyremoving the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)
6 0 ReplyMurdering wildlife and blowing up planets.
6 0 Replynot slaying the princess I guess.
6 0 Replydefinately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.6 0 ReplyMurdering zombies with plants.
One could say it's zombies vs. plants!
6 0 ReplyLast game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.
6 0 Replymass killing of scribble spiders? idk
6 0 ReplyLegend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.
6 0 ReplyTrespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.
6 0 ReplyMaking my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.
6 0 ReplyRimworld players:
6 0 ReplyDestruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball
6 0 ReplyFor apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack
6 0 Replyliterally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square
6 0 ReplyKilling hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.
6 0 ReplyPlaying cards...? It was solitaire 😅
6 0 ReplySonic Adventure
- property damage
- animal abduction
- petty theft
- fishing without a license
- treasure hunting without a license.
6 0 ReplyForging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.
6 0 ReplyDriving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.
5 0 ReplyUnlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.
5 0 ReplyBlackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.
5 0 ReplyAggressively realistic HEMA reenactments
5 0 ReplyBuilding without a permit
5 0 ReplyBuilding code violations (Minecraft)
5 0 ReplyI won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.
5 0 ReplyAiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods
5 0 ReplyCaving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another
5 0 ReplySolving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).
5 0 ReplyObliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts
5 0 ReplyTime travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.
5 0 ReplyStopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.
5 0 ReplyBlasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…
5 0 ReplyShooting people with ink until they explode violently
5 0 ReplyPunching trees
5 0 ReplyGrowing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.
5 0 ReplyMurder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).
5 0 ReplyHighly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)
5 0 ReplyI beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio
5 0 ReplyThrowing darts at balloons
5 0 ReplyVarious Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.
5 0 ReplySneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..
...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.
5 0 ReplyInappropriate construction of a factory.
(Satisfactory)
5 0 ReplyEither terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer
5 0 ReplyStacking blocks and clearing lines.
5 0 ReplyLocking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies
5 0 ReplyUsing remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.
5 0 ReplyDigging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight
5 0 ReplyI don't know... Majonging?
5 0 ReplyI haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...
5 0 ReplyDo porn games on an old android count?
5 0 ReplyVehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications
5 0 ReplyThrowing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!
5 0 ReplyHeresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.
5 0 ReplyBreaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).
5 0 ReplyRepeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being
5 0 ReplyGuilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.
(Witcher 3)
5 0 Replyreckless driving
5 0 ReplyIntergalactic genocide
5 0 ReplyKilling gods
4 0 ReplyI was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.
4 0 ReplyBuilding factories on planets I am not supposed to be on
4 0 ReplyFor robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.
4 0 ReplyStopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals
4 0 ReplyCovering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)
4 0 ReplyWalking without a torch in Rattay at night
4 0 ReplyI guess I'll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.
4 0 ReplyAbuse of hypertube technology to make cannons
4 0 ReplyAssault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.
4 0 ReplyPlaying pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.
4 0 ReplyA wee bit of terrorism
4 0 ReplyMurdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.
4 0 ReplyIllegal construction (Minecraft)
4 0 ReplyConstructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.
I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.
4 0 ReplyDriving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?
4 0 ReplyIllegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.
4 0 ReplyIllegal gambling
4 0 ReplyHunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)
4 0 Replykilling zealots
4 0 ReplyRunning someone over with a train (Factorio)
4 0 ReplyIntentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.
4 0 ReplyOverthrowing a mega corporation
4 0 ReplyPounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.
4 0 ReplyIs pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?
4 0 ReplyDestruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.
4 0 ReplyPurging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!
4 0 ReplyTrespassing (minecraft parkour)
4 0 ReplyDivinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something
4 0 ReplyBuilding a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.
4 0 ReplyUnsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.
4 0 ReplyI feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws
4 0 ReplyNecromancy
4 0 ReplyAnimal abuse
4 0 ReplyAssault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.
Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.
4 0 ReplyI feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist
4 0 ReplyForcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.
Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.
Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..
4 0 ReplyDelivering pizzas (Death Stranding)
4 0 ReplyShedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions
4 0 ReplyCheating at Poker
4 0 ReplyIt's a whole list:
- Illegal biological experiments
- Biological warfare
- Grave robbing
- Booby trapping graveyards
- Kidnapping
- Torture
Guess the game?
Meet your maker
4 0 ReplyNot being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".
4 0 ReplyNuking Pasagardae
3 0 ReplyUhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol
3 0 Replyjumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting
(Balatro)
3 0 ReplyTaking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals
3 0 ReplyPoaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.
3 0 ReplyBarding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.
3 0 ReplyStarting a cult.
3 0 ReplyViolation of the genva convention.
3 0 ReplyTaiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?
[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food
3 0 ReplyDriving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.
3 0 ReplyKilling Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.
Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test
(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)
3 0 ReplyBlowing up a shark
3 0 Replystealing a heart
3 0 Replypollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse
3 0 ReplyLooking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine
3 0 ReplyWinning the treble with Spurs
3 0 ReplyStacking up colorful bricks
3 0 ReplyBuilding without a permit.
3 0 ReplyKilling the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)
3 0 Replywar crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.
3 0 ReplySpeeding (STK)
3 0 Replyfreecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???
3 0 Replyblowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine
3 0 ReplyTrafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.
3 0 ReplyDropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)
3 0 ReplyDying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)
3 0 ReplyYeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)
3 0 Replyvandalism i think? (splatoon 3)
3 0 ReplyKilling the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.
3 0 ReplySpreading managed democracy.
3 0 ReplyThe last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?
3 0 ReplyTouching paintings.
3 0 ReplyFor mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.
3 0 ReplyLots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.
3 0 ReplyAnimal fighting for money
3 0 ReplyWorld of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?
3 0 ReplyUsing plasma arrows within city limits.
3 0 Replyarrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅
honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch
Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.
3 0 ReplyGraffiti, murder, and other squid related activities
3 0 ReplyKilling 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid
3 0 ReplyImpersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)
It's okay though, we're adventurers!
Baldur's Gate 3
3 0 ReplySpreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.
3 0 ReplyTreaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.
Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me
3 0 ReplyCheating at poker I guess?
3 0 ReplyLeading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.
3 0 Reply... what crime are you getting arrested for?
all of them
3 0 Replyaggressive spelling
3 0 ReplyStealing bison poop I guess
3 0 ReplyAh shit I just virus bombed a planet.
3 0 ReplyCan’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)
3 0 ReplyExcessive use of portable mini nukes?
3 0 ReplyRebellion against an unsustainable government
3 0 ReplyTraveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.
3 0 ReplyHelping depressed people? Sounds about right
3 0 ReplyGenocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)
3 0 ReplyBeing distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
3 0 ReplyBuying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF
3 0 ReplyAbsolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
3 0 Replygoing over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck
3 0 ReplyPreventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots
3 0 ReplyOpening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.
3 0 Replyspeeding in super tux kart
3 0 ReplyFor fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.
Founder, help us.
3 0 ReplyCarrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.
3 0 Reply(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence
3 0 ReplyAlright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
3 0 ReplyPunching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.
3 0 ReplyEither saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.
3 0 ReplyEvil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.
If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
3 0 ReplyDropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)
3 0 ReplyIllegal Gambling
3 0 ReplyStomping a corpse of all limbs and head.
Dead Space
3 0 ReplyStarting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)
3 0 ReplyI control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.
3 0 ReplyKilling huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.
3 0 ReplyStealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.
3 0 ReplyKilling zombies to keep the world safe for democracy
Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...
3 0 Reply...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...
2 0 ReplyProbably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)
2 0 ReplyBuilding colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?
2 0 ReplyCK3 after the end mod
Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin
2 0 ReplyHang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"
2 0 ReplyTrespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.
2 0 Reply😈
2 0 ReplyZombie genocide.
2 0 ReplyBreaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs
2 0 Reply