Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings
Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings
WASHINGTON—Telling Americans that they must act now to avoid losing out on the chance of a lifetime, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas announced at a press conference Monday a 50% discount on all favorable rulings. “Today and today only, I’m offering half off on tilting any jurisprudence in...
It's convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.
I knew it was satire because there's no way he'd give a discount.
Now that is a good article.
all principles must go!
Just take John Oliver's motor coach Clarence, you know you want it !
Welcome to the world where corruption was exposed and it now officially legalized at the highest level.
Things will get so much worse before anything gets better... I hope y'all been hedging $LUBE
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Live life like Clarence. You truly deserve it.
/S just to be sure
Just mention the code SCOTUS
It’s our tax season AND election season super combo blowout!
I bet that this corrupt asshole has been sniffing for counteroffers since Oliver's show.
I'll bet the biggest stick in his eye is not that everyone is laughing at him, it's that he sees how cheaply he sold out.
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