196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone detectivesniffles @lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 mo. ago

fiction rule (unless?) 👉👈

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Oh my god shut up and heal the raid nerd.
- what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳
  
  Alright, you get 1.5 seconds of tonguing.
  
  Wait, hitting phase 2, everyone's getting Haste'd. .90 seconds.
hehe what if we were both wearing skirts 👉👈 🥺🥺
- this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that
  
  kiss for a kiss ? 🥺🥺
Nah. You sit on my lap but I wear the skirt.
- sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt
  
  thats kinda interesting, now I'm actually wondering what that'd look like
I need a cutie to do this with. And other things. Lots of other things. Constantly.

I'm a needy frisky wolf okay?
3 hours? In this economy? Best I can offer is 20 minutes, and even that's gonna cost you
- we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.
ok but when????
- anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work
  
  okay how about right now
- Sooner the better
🥺🥺🥺👉👈✨

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