Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin @lemm.ee 10 mo. ago

The existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds.

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I think most of them live in Congress
- Hahaha fuck politcians amirite guys????
  
  Yes, but unironically
  
  Seems only fair to return the favor.
Hi, I'm lusts

Edit: it's unfortunate that the only other commentor is name pp boy
- Hi lets do pants stuff.
  
  Good thing you're edible then
- Also known as Pride
Wraths are usually referred to as "wasps." And I am a Lust/Gluttony hybrid.
- So you eat off the backs of strippers, got it.
  
  I'm surprised "we want plates" wasn't just full of sushi on naked women.
  
  I think it means they eat ass and like big booties.
- Wasps or honey badgers?
  
  What are animals that mess up bees, for 400?
Prides are lions. Alice in wonderland mentions momewraths.
could just rename some animals. Honey badgers could be a good candidate for Wraths.
- Or cats
  
  If cats are any sin, it is pride without a doubt. Hell a specific kind of big cat is already called a pride when they're in a group
  
  Hugely depends on the cat. Some that I've known are wraths, but most are sweethearts (who like to take Attack of Opportunity)
- Badger, badger, badger, badger...
  
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okay. So a sloth is a furry animal that moves very slowly. Please tell me what the other things look like.
- A pride is a group of lions that live together.
  
  Someone told me once that even if we could speak to a lion it wouldn't understand it.
  
  I am not picturing a Who's on first, what's on second situation with explaining a pride parade to a lion.
- I'm pretty sure my Dad's cat is really a glutton.
- Wraths
Gluttons exist; their modern name is wolverine.
Honey badgers, dolphins, pigs, cats, peacocks, and billionaires
Would Envies be songbirds that mimic other birds? Also, parrots
- I would throw ferrets, weasles or trash pandas for the slot as they are known to like stealing things.
  
  But would that be Envy or Greed? I guess it would depend on whether they steal it because they want to have it or because they don't want you to have it
It's only logical
Where are the lusts? Asking for a friend.
- Have you ever felt aroused by a Dolphin?
Animal lusts definitely exist
- Dolphins
- Rabbits?
But also of thinkers, movers and content creators.
- Movers and shakers and YouTube content makers
7 deadly Sins? 7 deadly Sinners?
Did you browse r/funny while showering?
I'm a Lust. Been here the whole time, masturbating, fucking, and thinking of both too. Thinking of you.
No it doesn't.
Only if you're Catholic and give a shit about the Bible.

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