On a laptop, you may not have a choice of keyboards. Even if you have a mechanical desktop keyboard where you can switch out every individual key easily, you usually need to find appropriate keys that match the style/quality of the others.
Anywho, using "M$", "Winshit", etc. does read a little childish.
EBay did the same to me because I created my account with a VPN. Idk why they don't just stop you when you are creating the account but if you use a VPN that could be why.
And system 76 seems (can't personally guarentee) to ship some ubuntu ones if you send them an envelope, paying shipping
https://system76.com/merch/stickers