Playground
Playground
Playground
I'm gonna pass on playing there.
Don't you want to...climb? The swings? With the ...naked? Lady?
That slide does not look safe, like in a fundamental geometric way.
Shut up Suzy, just go down the damn thing, it's fine.
It's just a little squeezey in the middle...and slammy at the end. Kids are small and tough, like when you drop a bug from 100 times its height and it's unharmed. They'll be fine...oh that child colored goo at the end? That's just theme decor.