No, you sell them to gullible idiots for $29.99 + s&h.
49 0 ReplyMake the mouth flap like a billy bass and I'd totally buy one...
29 0 Replysecond this
6 0 ReplyOMG, with a soundboard in the back so it says random shit he actually said IRL? Fuck yeah.
3 1 ReplyHere’s the audio track for it lol (trump speeches made into emo song)
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You can grift those fools out of a lot more than 29.99
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That cross will never hold all that weight. This will fail, just like the guy hanging from the cross. And fail bigly.
37 0 ReplyPopular wisdom is that you need to crucify through the wrists, not the arms, to avoid tearing due to body weight.
In this case I'm thinking you would really need to move it to the shoulders.
18 0 ReplySternum
11 0 ReplyBest do both, just to be safe.
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Ugh, take my disgusted upvote
25 0 ReplyI'd put the hat on top of the cross so it's "MAGA" instead of "INRI".
For those who don't get that reference:
Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum
"Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews"Or, for those of us more sacreligious...
"Iron Nails Ran In"
22 0 ReplyFake news trump’s tits are bigger than that.
19 0 ReplyHands are too big.
17 0 ReplySo….. since Trump likes appropriating things… think he’d mind an actual crucifion?
I’m sure he’ll be back by Sunday…
15 0 ReplyYep, that's a sin eater.
15 0 ReplyWoL?
6 0 ReplyI AM RIGHTEOUSNESS. AND RIGHTEOUSNESS WILL PREVAIL.
For real though, that's Vauthry.
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Can you share the file so I can put them up around town, please? 🤣🤘🏽🔥
13 1 Replypost the stl when you do
12 0 ReplyTempting to give the real life full sized version a try. If the Evengelicals are correct he'll just bounce right back from it. They seem pretty sure yeh know? It would be almost a shame to not test their hypothesis.
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