Political Memes @lemmy.world _thebrain_ @sh.itjust.works 3 mo. ago

Looking to 3d print these to give out just in time for Easter....

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No, you sell them to gullible idiots for $29.99 + s&h.
- Make the mouth flap like a billy bass and I'd totally buy one...
  
  second this
  
  OMG, with a soundboard in the back so it says random shit he actually said IRL? Fuck yeah.
  
  Here’s the audio track for it lol (trump speeches made into emo song)
  
  https://youtu.be/l61nO1LQ3Hg
- You can grift those fools out of a lot more than 29.99
That cross will never hold all that weight. This will fail, just like the guy hanging from the cross. And fail bigly.
- Popular wisdom is that you need to crucify through the wrists, not the arms, to avoid tearing due to body weight.
  
  In this case I'm thinking you would really need to move it to the shoulders.
  
  Sternum
  
  Best do both, just to be safe.
Ugh, take my disgusted upvote
I'd put the hat on top of the cross so it's "MAGA" instead of "INRI".

For those who don't get that reference:

Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum
"Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews"

Or, for those of us more sacreligious...

"Iron Nails Ran In"
Fake news trump’s tits are bigger than that.
Hands are too big.
So….. since Trump likes appropriating things… think he’d mind an actual crucifion?

I’m sure he’ll be back by Sunday…
Yep, that's a sin eater.
- WoL?
  
  I AM RIGHTEOUSNESS. AND RIGHTEOUSNESS WILL PREVAIL.
  
  For real though, that's Vauthry.
Can you share the file so I can put them up around town, please? 🤣🤘🏽🔥
post the stl when you do
Tempting to give the real life full sized version a try. If the Evengelicals are correct he'll just bounce right back from it. They seem pretty sure yeh know? It would be almost a shame to not test their hypothesis.

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