"You're being unreasonable! I've done nothing wrong ever."
"Here is exactly what you did wrong and why it's wrong and how calling bullshit is entirely appropriate."
"... But why'd you call bullshit? So unreasonable!"
Now parrot the dismissive phrase you think is a clever wind-up and not an admission of fault. Maybe sir would prefer a bucktooth-and-glasses emoji? I'm told it's popular with the youths.
Yeah wow 'the way these people are lying is complex in a way that makes criticism arduous' is so shallow and banal. Good thing you were here to repeatedly ask 'why keep talking?' with negative self-awareness.