Insurance companies are legally required to pretend climate change doesn't exist for purposes of calculations. I'm not even joking, that was DeSantis's "solution".
Wishing death and destruction on the 3rd most populous state in the union. Fucking bastard.
I'm real. I own a home here. I also have a couple of acres in the boondocks that's my main hobby and joy. I could lose everything, everything, in a bad enough hurricane.
But hey! It always gets those cute upvotes doesn't it?
Wow, you sure got butthurt. Too bad I didn't say anything about the people in Florida, they're more than welcome to live somewhere more sensible, say... on actual land, rather than a sandbar and a bit of hole-y limestone. But feel free to go down with the sandy ship you call home if you want. You can find me up the hill a little ways, laughing.