Me on my way to frag my commanding officer after being drafted

Who the fuck drafts an owl?

What if before you fragged them you said, "Owl be back" like in that robot movie?

Do they give that uniform to every new recruit? Or have you been at this for awhile?

You got drafted but you already had formal officer's dress uniform?

Give me a security clearance. I dare you.

Obvious night-watchman