Well, the eclipse came and went, and the world didn't end. What did we do wrong?
How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...
(okay I know this is a joke thread and I shouldn't take any of it seriously but the fact you didn't pick up on "apostrophy" is bugging the hell out of me)
Wait… I know you’re referring to Keira Knightly, but wasn’t she in love with his son?
I was totally wrong earlier, apocalypse is a style of rhythmic Caribbean music from Trinidad and Tobago. Maybe OP was hoping for some soulful apocalyptic music during the eclispe.