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You can't prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea
- All I know is I've been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven't tested positive for gonorrhea.
  
  Don't be jealous just bc you can't get dates w the cool diplodocuses
- Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?
- It's like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies
Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.
- You've got bigger problems if there's dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.
  
  What if you're a bird?
- True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they're causing gonorrhea?
- I'll just use Occam's Razor until definite proof is provided.
Concentrate... Do not make the obvious joke...
Wait... I'm confused. Do I cause gonorrhea or no?
- It's very simple- it's safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.
  
  I need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)
Mr. Hand is salivating from the grave

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